June 19, 2008
EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIRS
Everyone talks about “extramarital affairs”
But who talks about ‘extramarital fidelity?”
Is it not possible to be quote “true,” end quotation to more than one person?
John Phillip Sousa once wrote: Be Kind to your Web Footed-Friends”—does not the American spirit of Inclusion, if, as it must, it extends to even DUCKS, apply to lovers, bimbos, tarts, and those casual acquaintances whose presence may brighten even the dullest convention?
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FOR DUCKS DO NOT MATE FOR LIFE: SWANS, it is said, mate for life but a) The swans’ life is a mere two-to-four years; and b) Who knows what they get up to when they’re ”migrating”
Sousa’s song, then, might, and, I think, must be interpreted to mean “give the other fella a break.”
IF that is how that poet felt in regard to migrating waterfowl, how much more is it incumbent upon us to extend this leniency to those who bear the burdens of high governmental office?
Please.
Your president, Charles H.P. Smith.
June 16, 2008
HAPPYTALK
It has been said that the most beautiful words in the English Language are “I love you.”
May be they are the most enjoyable to hear, but which are the most enjoyable to say?
The most enjoyable words to utter are “you Fascist.”
Fascists were some folks in Europe, during those Dark Days who wore various shirts. Now, many people wear shirts. The Fascists, however wore shirts which were Black (Italy), or Brown (Germany). One would have thought those colors inoffensive, being found not only in fashion, but in Nature (e.g. the Bear). Read more
The Fascists, however, in addition to wearing these “shirts” destroyed their countries, rounded up and shot Jews, the Gypsies, the Gays, and generally were not the life of the Party. Nowadays nobody who might be a Fascist can be identified by his shirt. So the right-thinking have taken to calling them out.
People can be called a Fascist for bad-driving, for ticketing bad driving, for having Teenagers, and, occasionally, for their political beliefs.
Calling folks Fascists soothes the mind, and leaves one feeling purged, relaxed and energize. Try it!
Yours Until Victory,
Charles H.P. Smith
